Heather to tour guide, “Viet, are there zebras in Vietnam?”

Viet, “Yes, in the zoo in Saigon.”

Heather: “Are you, sure, because I think I just saw some.”

Tour guide, “Zebras?!? Here?!? No zebras here.”

Another guest, “Yeah – I saw them too, at the bottom of the mountain.”

Tour guide, “No, we don’t have zebras here. I didn’t see zebras down there.”

Heather and other guest, together: “Oh, yeah – they’re down there. You will see when we get back down.”

Tour guide is laughing at our stupidity.

Jeep driver, in Vietnamese, “They’re painted horses.”

Laughter all around.

Behold, the newly discovered Dalat Zebra: